Tasteful Filmography: David Moore soars in Wembley

Positional value varies quite a bit from team to team in the NFL, especially when it comes to acquiring players that complement those already on a given roster. As the burgeoning analytics movement cascades into the league, the raucous and widespread devaluing of certain positions - in conjunction with teams' priorities - makes for deflated … Continue reading Tasteful Filmography: David Moore soars in Wembley

T*steful Roundup: Fuck the Rams Edition

After the most interesting game we've experienced this season, welcome back to THE T*STEFUL ROUNDUP. Contributors, guest-posters, and all sorts of rascals from the BeastGlobe will write up a brief chunk of text discussing their thoughts from the previous night's game. It will likely be a combination of humor, insight, knowledge, ineptitude, and everything in … Continue reading T*steful Roundup: Fuck the Rams Edition

Nodus Tollens

nodus tollens — n. the realization that the plot of your life doesn't make sense to you anymore The Seattle Seahawks are a circus. Our friend Danny has been saying this for ages. https://twitter.com/FieldGulls/status/643832827037900800 https://twitter.com/DannyBKelly/status/809605765312827392 https://twitter.com/DannyBKelly/status/867885755133075456 (Even blogefather Fraley once got in on the act.) The suggestion implies a carnival of nonstop, often dazzling entertainment surrounded … Continue reading Nodus Tollens

Pete Carroll is holding back Russell Wilson (and that’s a good thing)

As a Pete Carroll stan, I was pretty surprised by Seahawks Twitter’s reaction following their nail-biting 20-17 win this weekend. Common critiques of outdated coaching philosophy, predictable play-design, and ineffective scheming ran rampant on my Sunday night feed. Personally, I felt most of those comments were unwarranted. The Seahawks did win the game after all, … Continue reading Pete Carroll is holding back Russell Wilson (and that’s a good thing)