T*steful Roundup: Fuck the Rams Edition

After the most interesting game we've experienced this season, welcome back to THE T*STEFUL ROUNDUP. Contributors, guest-posters, and all sorts of rascals from the BeastGlobe will write up a brief chunk of text discussing their thoughts from the previous night's game. It will likely be a combination of humor, insight, knowledge, ineptitude, and everything in … Continue reading T*steful Roundup: Fuck the Rams Edition

Thr3e r3asons to b3 optimistic about th3 S3ahawks

Regression to the mean Say it with me y’all, “Re-gresh-shun”.  The Seahawks had a historically awful run game last year.  In fact, they lost about twice as much EPA as the average run on a per play basis.  If rushing is generally like shooting your offense in the foot, Seattle was amputating the whole damn … Continue reading Thr3e r3asons to b3 optimistic about th3 S3ahawks