On Pass Rush: Glendale

*Disclaimer: much of this was written before Earl went down so my somber attitude won’t be reflected much—I’m dead inside btw* Lil Jon yelling “shots, shots, shots” but instead it’s “sacks, sacks, sacks.” Your Seattle Seahawks welcomed Josh Rosen’s inaugural NFL start with just enough chaos upfront despite tallying one sack. They did manage seven … Continue reading On Pass Rush: Glendale

T*steful Roundup: Fuck Glendale Forever Edition

Once again, it's Victory Monday. But it doesn't feel like it. Contributors, guest-posters, and all sorts of rascals from the BeastGlobe wrote stuff about Seattle's costly win over Arizona. Enjoy these words from all of these nerds. Sean: When Pyrrus, the king of Epirus, agreed to assist the Greek colonies in their war against the … Continue reading T*steful Roundup: Fuck Glendale Forever Edition


Folks, the Seattle Seahawks are playing the Arizona Cardinals this week; the team that prevented us from making the playoffs last year; our opponent in the infamous Blood Bowl (my preferred nickname being The Evening Redness in the West); the recipient of a 58-0 beatdown that is the second biggest win in the NFL since the merger … Continue reading IT’S BEAK WEEK