Fact: The mascot for the Arizona NFL team is a Cardinal. Fact: The Cardinal is a bird in Kingdom Animalia, Phylum Chordata, Class Aves, Order Passeriformes, Superfamily Passeroidea (more like Passer-odor-ea because man these birds stink), Family Cardinalidae. Fact: The Cardinal is the stupidest, most disgusting, utterly incompetent bird of *literally* all time. Fact: It's … Continue reading 2 BEAK 2 WEEK

T*steful Roundup: GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS Edition

Welcome back to another Victory Monday version of THE T*STEFUL ROUNDUP AND OH BOY DOES THIS ONE FEEL SWEET. The Seattle Seahawks, on Sunday Night Football, beat the high-flying Kansas City Chiefs to shit all over preconceived notions and clinch a playoff berth. Contributors, guest-posters, and all sorts of rascals from the BeastGlobe will write … Continue reading T*steful Roundup: GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS Edition

Tasteful Filmography: Tre Flowers is blooming

When a Hall of Fame caliber player resides on an NFL team for multiple years, expectations for the level of play at that position are likely to be significantly heightened. After witnessing the legend of Richard Sherman grow and establish itself for seven excellent seasons, Seahawks cornerbacks haven't been able -- and frankly they never … Continue reading Tasteful Filmography: Tre Flowers is blooming