On March 1st, Bryce Harper signed a massive but also probably too small contract with the Philadelphia Phillies (which is the worst non-racist name in sports) this offseason. This came after he spent the last nine seasons in the Washington Nationals (runner-up for the worst non-racist name in sports) organization and the last seven as … Continue reading In Defense of the Boo
A memorable Round of 32 is in the books. Are you maddened? THERE HAVE UPSETS BEEN YES YES In the Ken Behring Region, mostly. 13 seed Jesus Montero took out his second straight Seahawks offensive coordinator. He's the worst seed left in the whole tournament. Aaron Curry is his next foe. Don't think Montero can … Continue reading March Maddening Reaches the #Bitter16
We don't have Duke either. But we do have some very strong 1 and 2 seeds. The second round of #MarchMaddening starts Monday at noon. Today, if it's Monday and you're reading this. Otherwise, another day. Let's clear up three misconceptions about the bracket, which we're doing here for the first time on our little … Continue reading March Maddening: The Round of 32
The first round is complete in the Ken Behring (boo) and Jeff Smulyan (hiss) regions, and we have our first major upset of the tournament to report: Jesus Montero (13) edged Darrell Bevell (4) by a 53-47 margin. 505 votes were cast. Bevell led 51-49 in early voting but Montero inched past him for good … Continue reading March Maddening results, Day 1: Darrell Bevell loses, but wins
Michael Dickson is the best punter in the NFL. He's also a pretty cool dude. *Last December I reached out to Seattle's All Pro punter, asking him for an interview. To my surprise and elation, he agreed and we kept in touch over the last couple months as he traveled to and from his home … Continue reading T*steful Discourse: An Interview with Michael Dickson
On April 27, 2017, Sean Payton awoke with a clear and direct plan: to not do what he had done before so many times. We should recognize two absurdities in this sentence. The first, of course, is that no coach, including Sean Payton, likely has exclusive control over who an NFL team drafts, so any … Continue reading A Conceptual Mock Draft for the Seattle Seahawks
Not another bracket, good lord. I hear you. There are brackets for everything from Game of Thrones characters to snacks to reality show contestants to movies... You name it and it probably exists already. That's why this one needs to be better. We made it worse. That's exactly like better, in a way. Tasteful Profanity's … Continue reading Welcome to MARCH MADDENING
