His ability to remake a team with a top 10 quarterback, left tackle, wide receiver, defensive end, middle linebacker, and free safety into a contender is impressive.
Fact: The mascot for the Arizona NFL team is a Cardinal. Fact: The Cardinal is a bird in Kingdom Animalia, Phylum Chordata, Class Aves, Order Passeriformes, Superfamily Passeroidea (more like Passer-odor-ea because man these birds stink), Family Cardinalidae. Fact: The Cardinal is the stupidest, most disgusting, utterly incompetent bird of *literally* all time. Fact: It's … Continue reading 2 BEAK 2 WEEK
Doug Baldwin looked up over his head, like Willie Mays in the uncharted wilds of the Polo Grounds, and stuck out a desperate set of phalanges. The hand was reaching not just for a victory-clinching fourth-exclamation-point in what my colleague Mike Chan would refer to as a “FUCK YOU!!!!” reception; he was pawing at the … Continue reading Tipping Through Time
Welcome back to another Victory Monday version of THE T*STEFUL ROUNDUP AND OH BOY DOES THIS ONE FEEL SWEET. The Seattle Seahawks, on Sunday Night Football, beat the high-flying Kansas City Chiefs to shit all over preconceived notions and clinch a playoff berth. Contributors, guest-posters, and all sorts of rascals from the BeastGlobe will write … Continue reading T*steful Roundup: GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS Edition
Most games, Russell Wilson is a very good quarterback; better than the vast majority the league has to offer. His lows are low, but the highs obviously outweigh them and give the Seahawks a chance to win almost every contest. There are a few games every year in which Russell Wilson is unstoppable; elite; where … Continue reading Russell Wilson Transcends
There was a time when coming to Seattle was an offense’s worst nightmare. The fans would legitimately attempt to rupture your eardrums; hearing the snap count would be a memory both quaint and faint. Defensive ends — the Seahawks always had elite talent across the D-line — would lick their chops, and maybe yours too, … Continue reading The Noise Is Back In Town
When a Hall of Fame caliber player resides on an NFL team for multiple years, expectations for the level of play at that position are likely to be significantly heightened. After witnessing the legend of Richard Sherman grow and establish itself for seven excellent seasons, Seahawks cornerbacks haven't been able -- and frankly they never … Continue reading Tasteful Filmography: Tre Flowers is blooming