No, that's right. You read it right. 2019. 1/20/19 The Houston Deshaun-DeAndre Texans find out they'll be meeting the New Orleans Saints in Super Bowl 53, after Drew Brees & Co. escape with an overtime victory over the plucky Seattle Seahawks in the NFC Championship Game. 2/15/19 Ahead of schedule, the incoming Seattle NHL expansion … Continue reading 2019: Year in Review
Welcome back to another Victory Monday version of THE T*STEFUL ROUNDUP. The Seattle Seahawks decided to, despite rampant shittiness, beat the Cardinals at home for the first time since 2014. Contributors, guest-posters, and all sorts of rascals from the BeastGlobe will write up a brief chunk of text discussing their thoughts from the previous night's … Continue reading T*steful Roundup: Beating the Cardinals at Home Edition
When the dust of an underwhelming offseason had settled for the Seattle Seahawks, the nation watched on, taking a very hard stance toward what appeared to be the deepest spring cleaning, one even your mother couldn’t hold a candle to. A house-cleaning analogy seemed fitting on the surface, but much like the chore itself, it … Continue reading What Makes a House a Home
His ability to remake a team with a top 10 quarterback, left tackle, wide receiver, defensive end, middle linebacker, and free safety into a contender is impressive.
Fact: The mascot for the Arizona NFL team is a Cardinal. Fact: The Cardinal is a bird in Kingdom Animalia, Phylum Chordata, Class Aves, Order Passeriformes, Superfamily Passeroidea (more like Passer-odor-ea because man these birds stink), Family Cardinalidae. Fact: The Cardinal is the stupidest, most disgusting, utterly incompetent bird of *literally* all time. Fact: It's … Continue reading 2 BEAK 2 WEEK
Doug Baldwin looked up over his head, like Willie Mays in the uncharted wilds of the Polo Grounds, and stuck out a desperate set of phalanges. The hand was reaching not just for a victory-clinching fourth-exclamation-point in what my colleague Mike Chan would refer to as a “FUCK YOU!!!!” reception; he was pawing at the … Continue reading Tipping Through Time
Welcome back to another Victory Monday version of THE T*STEFUL ROUNDUP AND OH BOY DOES THIS ONE FEEL SWEET. The Seattle Seahawks, on Sunday Night Football, beat the high-flying Kansas City Chiefs to shit all over preconceived notions and clinch a playoff berth. Contributors, guest-posters, and all sorts of rascals from the BeastGlobe will write … Continue reading T*steful Roundup: GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS Edition