Training camp means several tough personnel decisions loom for the Seattle Seahawks. We are less than two weeks away from the 53-man deadline; many roster-hopefuls are dreading the words "Coach Carroll wants to see you." It shouldn’t be surprising that Seattle’s front office has a better idea about who the team is keeping than they’d … Continue reading Will Delano Hill finally get his chance?
The Seattle Seahawks. Impact defensive line play. Need. It. After one look at a hobbled Ziggy Ansah and the pancaked remains of Rasheem Green, the team has realized its hopes for success rest on the back of the one man capable of saving Seattle's defense: Poona Ford. The second-year hypebeast out of Texas refuses to … Continue reading T*steful Filmography: Poona Ford will consume us all
What do to for a sequel to March Maddening, our highly successful* bracket from last spring? Knowing, naturally, that sequels suck, as do those who manufacture them. *annoying It would be no small task to set up a contest as farcical as Tom Cable vs. Chone Figgins for the title of most reviled local sports … Continue reading The Seattle SH*T: our newest, worst bracketology mutant comes to life
It is the end of an era. The greatest quarterback in the University of Washington's history has left the building. No, silly, not Colson Yankoff. I'm talking about Jacob Roquefort Browning IV, also known as Jake Browning. Browning finished his Husky career first in program history in passing yardage, first in passer rating, second in … Continue reading Leave Jake *LASTNAME* Alone!
It’s difficult to glean much from the first week of preseason. Seattle's young players are jittery while the more established are just trying to get into hitting shape. Most are trying out new moves to see how their offseason work applies to a live game situation -- especially at defensive line. Coaches are feeling things … Continue reading On Pass Rush: Preseason Week 1
On November 20th, 2016, a legend was born in Seattle. With a tumble away from Rodney McLeod and into CenturyLink Field's south end zone, C.J. Prosise cemented himself in modern Seahawks lore. Just the week before, Seattle's newest star had put together a 153-yard performance in a dramatic road victory over the New England Patriots. … Continue reading The Curious Case of C.J. Prosise
Football’s back, preseason football is football, real football is a day closer, Only the Bloge gives you a postgame roundup. You’re in the right place, finally. Settle in and read this subpoena because you’ve been served. Ma’s ringin the porch bell. Come n get it. Peter the fucked up: george fant leaving the game … Continue reading T*steful Roundup: FOOTBALL IS BACK Edition