Tasteful Revelry: Counting down Seattle’s best celebrations of 2018

Performative celebration is a spectacle to behold in professional sports. Exciting plays deserve exciting reactions and, in a corporation dubbed the No Fun League, the quality of these reactions have been systemically quelled for years. But everything changed when the fire nation attacked an amendment allowing group celebrations was ratified before the 2017 season. The Philadelphia … Continue reading Tasteful Revelry: Counting down Seattle’s best celebrations of 2018

T*steful Historians: An Oral History of the Rashaad Penny Pick

With the 27th pick in the 2018 NFL Draft, Pete Carroll and John Schneider changed the course of their franchise. More importantly, they changed our lives. All of us -- you included! -- remember April 26th, 2018 like it was but a fortnight ago. A day of reckoning for the Seattle Seahawks and the Tasteful … Continue reading T*steful Historians: An Oral History of the Rashaad Penny Pick

Monday Night Madness: Counting down Seattle’s greatest MNF scandals

After a long day of getting off sizzling takes online, there is nothing more horrid relaxing than sitting down to watch your preferred football team participate in Monday Night Football. Prime time is the primest of times for your guys to shine. The problem lies, though, with the cornucopia of viewers ESPN draws for these … Continue reading Monday Night Madness: Counting down Seattle’s greatest MNF scandals