Seahawks Recap: We, like football, are dumb

Football is the dumbest sport there is. Because of this, you can have your geriatric kicker fuckin' Charlie-Brown it onto his ass during warm-ups, miss an extra point, then allow a kickoff teeder via business decision. Because of this, your opponent can run essentially the exact same concept against your defense and kick your ass … Continue reading Seahawks Recap: We, like football, are dumb

Great Expectations: Previewing the PAC 12 Championship

Expectations, as I have said before, are a bitch. They warp your mind and confuse your soul. They prevent you from truly seeing what is happening right in front of your goddamn face. When you perceive something relative to your expectations, you’re really looking at the distorted shadow of something; like trying to see morning … Continue reading Great Expectations: Previewing the PAC 12 Championship