Last season, I ripped off Weird Al and crafted various song parodies around the Seattle Seahawks in an effort to meme my way deeper in the Seahawks Twitter community. Unsurprisingly, that has led to mixed success -- most notably in the form of In Da Club by 50 Cent that began with "Go Schotty, Call … Continue reading Tasteful Parody: “Get Goff”
I am a very stubborn person; stubborn to the point where sometimes the good things in me are manipulated by others at my consequence. It's an area I'd like to fix, but one I think takes time to learn. Perhaps when I grow older, I will figure out when to draw the line between loyalty and … Continue reading Enough is Enough
I remember the first time I learned who Christine Michael was. Field Gulls had mentioned some his name and how he was going to fall in the 2013 NFL Draft because of injuries and off-field issues. I was still new to blogging so I figured it was worth a shot to understand why he was … Continue reading Hope for Christine Michael
To be useful in the Seahawks offense, you have to commit yourself to the run game and be selfless. Thankfully, Metcalf does that too.
I've been back and forth on the Russell Wilson extension ever since the numbers were announced last week. I'm glad that he ended up being the highest-paid quarterback in the NFL, and the inclusion of a no-trade clause gives the appearance of a mutual commitment between the player and front office. Numbers from Over the … Continue reading Russell Wilson is Seattle’s greatest gamble
Many of my twitter followers were quite upset last weekend, questioning my decision-making for sporting Patriots gear. I suppose that concern is warranted. After all, like every 20-something-year-old millennial, I have no idea what I am doing. However, this much I know for sure: I am a fan of the New England Patriots, I think … Continue reading Why the Seahawks Need the Patriot Way to Create a Dynasty
His ability to remake a team with a top 10 quarterback, left tackle, wide receiver, defensive end, middle linebacker, and free safety into a contender is impressive.