T*steful Roundup: I see London, I See Sacks, I See Russell Wilson Wax (the Raiders)

Like they would say at Wembley, and, well, pretty much anywhere English is spoken, welcome to THE T*STEFUL ROUNDUP: Victory Lap Around The World. Contributors, guest-posters, and all sorts of rascals from the BeastGlobe sum up the Laugher in Londontown. Enjoy all these words from all of these nerds! Tony:A balanced offensive attack and suffocating defense led … Continue reading T*steful Roundup: I see London, I See Sacks, I See Russell Wilson Wax (the Raiders)

T*steful Roundup: Earl Thomas Edition

My own opinion on No. 29, Seattle Seahawks, is crystearl clearl: PAY. HIM. We'll get to my paragraphs later. First, though, in regard to what to do with Earl Thomas, here are more words from more nerds. Including some from a new contributor. Jesse (Editor's Note: Say hey to our newest contributor Jesse Catastrophe, errybody!) … Continue reading T*steful Roundup: Earl Thomas Edition

The Only Seven Training Camp Battles You’ll Ever Need To Follow

As soon as Shaquem Griffin was drafted, BY THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS BOOYAH! fans started theorizing where he would best fit in an NFL defense. Is he a corner, a safety, a pass rusher, an (undersized) outside linebacker, or strictly a special teamer until a natural position finds him? Is he just a... playmaking defender? That's … Continue reading The Only Seven Training Camp Battles You’ll Ever Need To Follow