If you're here, you probably know that, within the Mariners organization, all the shit has hit all of the ceiling fans. The desk fans too. If a floor were to exist, and it happened to have fans, it would have hit those too. Every boardroom, every workstation, every locker is covered in feces today, this … Continue reading The Mariners Approach a Floor
With a different quarterback, the Seahawks would have had a chance in the first half. The coaches underutilized Wilson, so much so that he didn’t reach 100 yards passing until the fourth quarter. With a different coaching staff, the Seahawks would have approached the game differently, using more modern play design and calling different defensive … Continue reading The Seahawks are on the cusp
In the first installment of this probable trilogy, Seattle Seahawks right tackle Germain Ifedi was pronounced "better." It's okay to call him "good" now. After spending Weeks 1 and 2 tussling with Von Miller and Khalil Mack (seriously? what the fuck, schedulers), Ifedi has settled in and done well against non-All-Pro competition. Part 1, which … Continue reading Tasteful Filmography: Germain Ifedi Strikes Again
Another too-little-too-late drive later, the Seahawks are 4-4, extremely vincible at home, facing an uphill battle to regain playoff positioning, and finished looking not-that-great in multiple phases against tougher competition than October presented. Make whatever joke or snarky comment comes to mind. Pretend it's social media. I can make them for you. It is easy. … Continue reading The Seahawks could’ve beaten the Chargers but they didn’t
In 2018, Germain Ifedi is better. You can ascribe his improvement to a number of factors, weighted however you wish. I don’t care how you distribute the credit. I care that he’s better. This marks a disappointing turn of events for many fans who were heavily invested in him being bad and remaining bad. For … Continue reading Tasteful Filmography: Germain Ifedi has made the leap
At the time, my younger brother and his wife were living in town, expecting their second child. It was a joyous period of life. We’d share meals, talk music, and our toddlers would escape our clutches to go ransack the living room, like good toddlers. We would definitely chat about the bad Seahawks, seeing as … Continue reading Every “thank you” to Paul Allen is inadequate. Here’s one anyway.
Like they would say at Wembley, and, well, pretty much anywhere English is spoken, welcome to THE T*STEFUL ROUNDUP: Victory Lap Around The World. Contributors, guest-posters, and all sorts of rascals from the BeastGlobe sum up the Laugher in Londontown. Enjoy all these words from all of these nerds! Tony:A balanced offensive attack and suffocating defense led … Continue reading T*steful Roundup: I see London, I See Sacks, I See Russell Wilson Wax (the Raiders)