Just the other day, I was thinking to myself thusly: “Jesse (this is me talking to myself, but silently), why the fuck do John and Mike still give you a platform to write these dumb and often pointless things?” To deflect from this painful question -- one that, if we’re being honest, I can’t answer, … Continue reading War and Peace (and Football): Part IV
Just the other day, I was thinking to myself thusly: “Jesse (this is me talking to myself, but silently), why the fuck do John and Mike still give you a platform to write these dumb and often pointless things?” To deflect from this painful question -- one that, if we’re being honest, I can’t answer, … Continue reading War and Peace (and Football): Part III
Just the other day, I was thinking to myself thusly: “Jesse (this is me talking to myself, but silently), why the fuck do John and Mike still give you a platform to write these dumb and often pointless things?” To deflect from this painful question -- one that, if we’re being honest, I can’t answer, … Continue reading War and Peace (and Football): Part II
Just the other day, I was thinking to myself thusly: “Jesse (this is me talking to myself, but silently), why the fuck do John and Mike still give you a platform to write these dumb and often pointless things?”To deflect from this painful question -- one that, if we’re being honest, I can’t answer, at … Continue reading War and Peace (and Football): Part I
SCENE: Russell Wilson approaches the door of Pete Carroll, which is of course open. Carroll sits in a reclining chair, eyes rapt on a set of dual monitors; one displays what appears to be a series of clips of Marianne Williamson’s various debate performances, the other Travis Etienne highlights. As Wilson comes closer to the … Continue reading A Mostly Oral History of a Portion of October 12th, 2019
The Old Man stubbed out his cigarette on the side of his boat, a patchwork affair that had seen almost as many winters as he had. It had been unsatisfying, more paper than tobacco, and, setting aside that he had no more tobacco, he had used the last of his matches to light it. The … Continue reading The Old Man and the … Seahawk (Wait, Wha-)
The WNBA playoffs are at last about to begin! have begun. If you’re here, it must be because you’re looking for the best team to cheer on. Look no further, and read on. First, the ground rules. Eight teams (67% of the league) advance to the playoffs, with the sixth and fifth seeds hosting the … Continue reading The (Untimely) WNBA Playoff Rooting Guide
