Tasteful Filmography: Breaking down Christine Michael’s tape

By Matty F. Brown Christine Michael did nothing wrong. The words of a wise man. Whisper them quietly. Now SCREAM them to the entire neighborhood. Go for a walk in the winter -- the peak of football season when the body blows really punish -- and you will find such a message in the Washington … Continue reading Tasteful Filmography: Breaking down Christine Michael’s tape

What Could Have Been: Christine Michael as a Dallas Cowboy

By Daniel Houston You might wonder what a Cowboys fan is doing posting on this very t*steful platform. For that matter, you might wonder why a Cowboys fan has spent untold hours in the past year posting in the mentions of Seahawks Twitter. Neither of those questions can be answered adequately here. No, this post … Continue reading What Could Have Been: Christine Michael as a Dallas Cowboy

Breaking Down Christine Michael’s Record-Setting Contract

By John Gilbert Over the past several months, the NFL has seen free agency, the draft, training camp and the preseason move from the windshield to the rearview mirror. With roster cuts to 53 in the books, the 2019 NFL season is now upon us. While teams have trimmed the fat off their roster in … Continue reading Breaking Down Christine Michael’s Record-Setting Contract

The Historical Record of Christine Michael

By Zach Whitman Written on September 4th, 2048 History is largely defined by the great empires of the ages. Egyptian. Roman. Mongol. The 2012-2015 Seattle Seahawks. These are the eminent dynasties of history. The Seahawks didn’t have the staying power of Genghis Khan or Constantine, but Alexander the Great was only great because Belichick was … Continue reading The Historical Record of Christine Michael