T*steful Roundup: Beating the Cardinals at Home Edition

Welcome back to another Victory Monday version of THE T*STEFUL ROUNDUP. The Seattle Seahawks decided to, despite rampant shittiness, beat the Cardinals at home for the first time since 2014. Contributors, guest-posters, and all sorts of rascals from the BeastGlobe will write up a brief chunk of text discussing their thoughts from the previous night's … Continue reading T*steful Roundup: Beating the Cardinals at Home Edition

T*steful Roundup: GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS Edition

Welcome back to another Victory Monday version of THE T*STEFUL ROUNDUP AND OH BOY DOES THIS ONE FEEL SWEET. The Seattle Seahawks, on Sunday Night Football, beat the high-flying Kansas City Chiefs to shit all over preconceived notions and clinch a playoff berth. Contributors, guest-posters, and all sorts of rascals from the BeastGlobe will write … Continue reading T*steful Roundup: GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS Edition

Tasteful Filmography: Tre Flowers is blooming

When a Hall of Fame caliber player resides on an NFL team for multiple years, expectations for the level of play at that position are likely to be significantly heightened. After witnessing the legend of Richard Sherman grow and establish itself for seven excellent seasons, Seahawks cornerbacks haven't been able -- and frankly they never … Continue reading Tasteful Filmography: Tre Flowers is blooming

T*steful Roundup: Santa cLara Edition

It feels as though it has been years, but welcome back to THE T*STEFUL ROUNDUP after a loss. Although the 49ers snapped their 10-game losing streak to the Seahawks on Sunday, there was plenty of good to be gleaned from that game. Or maybe there wasn't. Who knows? These guys do. Contributors, guest-posters, and all sorts … Continue reading T*steful Roundup: Santa cLara Edition

Monday Night Madness: Counting down Seattle’s greatest MNF scandals

After a long day of getting off sizzling takes online, there is nothing more horrid relaxing than sitting down to watch your preferred football team participate in Monday Night Football. Prime time is the primest of times for your guys to shine. The problem lies, though, with the cornucopia of viewers ESPN draws for these … Continue reading Monday Night Madness: Counting down Seattle’s greatest MNF scandals

T*steful Roundup: V2kings Edition

Welcome back to the Victory......Tuesday(???) version of THE T*STEFUL ROUNDUP. Since the Seahawks technically already played the Vikings in 2018 (in the preseason), this is the Roundup's V2ikings Edition. Contributors, guest-posters, and all sorts of rascals from the BeastGlobe will write up a brief chunk of text discussing their thoughts from the previous night's game. It … Continue reading T*steful Roundup: V2kings Edition