T*steful Historians: An Oral History of the Rashaad Penny Pick

With the 27th pick in the 2018 NFL Draft, Pete Carroll and John Schneider changed the course of their franchise. More importantly, they changed our lives. All of us -- you included! -- remember April 26th, 2018 like it was but a fortnight ago. A day of reckoning for the Seattle Seahawks and the Tasteful … Continue reading T*steful Historians: An Oral History of the Rashaad Penny Pick

BACHELOR ROUNDUP: “Just a Bunch of Words That Sound Good”

Episode two of the Bachelor is in the books which means it is time for the second installment of the BACHELOR ROUNDUP. Rascals from the BeastGlobe (or should I say BachGlobe) have written up analyses, predictions, and much more from this week's episode of The Bachelor. It will likely be a combination of humor, insight, … Continue reading BACHELOR ROUNDUP: “Just a Bunch of Words That Sound Good”

BACHELOR ROUNDUP: “Better Than a Bag of Nuts”

Since the 2018 NFL Season officially ended the moment the Seattle Seahawks were eliminated, a dearth of content must be filled. While we could write a T*steful Roundup about Clemson five-starring Bama on the tuckus, a much more pressing matter has presented itself. That's right, folks. It's Bachelor season. With the 2019 premiere of ABC's … Continue reading BACHELOR ROUNDUP: “Better Than a Bag of Nuts”

T*steful Roundup: Beating the Cardinals at Home Edition

Welcome back to another Victory Monday version of THE T*STEFUL ROUNDUP. The Seattle Seahawks decided to, despite rampant shittiness, beat the Cardinals at home for the first time since 2014. Contributors, guest-posters, and all sorts of rascals from the BeastGlobe will write up a brief chunk of text discussing their thoughts from the previous night's … Continue reading T*steful Roundup: Beating the Cardinals at Home Edition

T*steful Roundup: GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS Edition

Welcome back to another Victory Monday version of THE T*STEFUL ROUNDUP AND OH BOY DOES THIS ONE FEEL SWEET. The Seattle Seahawks, on Sunday Night Football, beat the high-flying Kansas City Chiefs to shit all over preconceived notions and clinch a playoff berth. Contributors, guest-posters, and all sorts of rascals from the BeastGlobe will write … Continue reading T*steful Roundup: GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS Edition