10-step plan for a successful Seahawks offseason

A few months ago, both Michael-Shawn Dugar and Aaron Fentress of the Athletic penned thoughtful missives outlining what they believed to be the best courses of action for the Seattle Seahawks this offseason. I’m thrilled to inform you that I have indeed completed this triptych, and, despite the belatedness, in exponentially more valid fashion than … Continue reading 10-step plan for a successful Seahawks offseason

Black Friday: A proposal to fire NFL coaches much, much sooner

Thanksgiving is a wonderful holiday, a time to express your gratitude for the blessings in your life that bring you cheer and meaning. Enjoying culinary excess with those that you love and then celebrating all that you have is a joyful experience, especially when involving pumpkins and poultry. But today’s November 29th, you idiots. Thanksgiving … Continue reading Black Friday: A proposal to fire NFL coaches much, much sooner