On day one of free agency, the Seattle SuperSonics made a plethora of decisions that will shape the NBA for years to come. In the midst of the most successful era in the franchise’s history, owner Steve Ballmer has turned an impossible situation into a net positive for a squad tasked with escaping an ultra-competitive … Continue reading How the Seattle SuperSonics won NBA free agency
That's right, folks. It's. Happening. On August 16th, Tasteful Profanity will debut its first-ever live podecast. Most of the event information can be found in the @BeastPode twitter account's pinned post, but we figured that the bloge would be the perfect place to explicitly outline many of the details. More than 280 characters and all. … Continue reading Live Podcast Announcement!!!
Performative celebration is a spectacle to behold in professional sports. Exciting plays deserve exciting reactions and, in a corporation dubbed the No Fun League, the quality of these reactions have been systemically quelled for years. But everything changed when the fire nation attacked an amendment allowing group celebrations was ratified before the 2017 season. The Philadelphia … Continue reading Tasteful Revelry: Counting down Seattle’s best celebrations of 2018
With the 27th pick in the 2018 NFL Draft, Pete Carroll and John Schneider changed the course of their franchise. More importantly, they changed our lives. All of us -- you included! -- remember April 26th, 2018 like it was but a fortnight ago. A day of reckoning for the Seattle Seahawks and the Tasteful … Continue reading T*steful Historians: An Oral History of the Rashaad Penny Pick
Episode two of the Bachelor is in the books which means it is time for the second installment of the BACHELOR ROUNDUP. Rascals from the BeastGlobe (or should I say BachGlobe) have written up analyses, predictions, and much more from this week's episode of The Bachelor. It will likely be a combination of humor, insight, … Continue reading BACHELOR ROUNDUP: “Just a Bunch of Words That Sound Good”
Since the 2018 NFL Season officially ended the moment the Seattle Seahawks were eliminated, a dearth of content must be filled. While we could write a T*steful Roundup about Clemson five-starring Bama on the tuckus, a much more pressing matter has presented itself. That's right, folks. It's Bachelor season. With the 2019 premiere of ABC's … Continue reading BACHELOR ROUNDUP: “Better Than a Bag of Nuts”
Welp. This is the final Roundup of the 2018 season. Read it. Enjoy it. Go... Mariners? Mike C: The 2018 Seahawks were not at their best. This team is young, hungry, and still in the midst of realizing their true potential, and to have the journey of discovery cut short is disappointing. But we must … Continue reading T*steful Roundup: pLayoffs Edition