Body blows, body blows, body blows. That’s how you win in the NFL. This is vintage Seahawks football. Win with Russell Wilson’s legs, Chris Carson’s legs, and Bobby Wagner’s legs. It’s a vintage Seahawks football win because they basically told everyone, “fuck you.”
Wanna go ahead on 4th and goal? I’ll stop it, fuck you.
Oh, you’re gonna make a field goal? I’m gonna block it, fuck you.
You’re gonna penalize me for grabbing the opening of the helmet? Fuck you, I’m gonna draw a facemask the next play and you’re not gonna call shit.
Want to defend the passing game? Russ is gonna tilt the field with a QB scramble, jogging like he’s Zach Miller reincarnated. Fuck you.
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