Plays of the Game: Steelers Edition

We've seen Russell Wilson scramble like a KitchenAid, throw delicious deep balls, and stand in the pocket like the legendary quarterback he is. We've also seen him take league-high brutal beatings in seasons past. But let's imagine for a second, Wilson taking his greatest disadvantage, a notoriously inconsistent offensive line, and turning that into his … Continue reading Plays of the Game: Steelers Edition

Week 2 Review: Offensive line and adjusting scheme for opponent

After taking large strides in 2018, many anticipated the Seahawks' offensive line to be an above-average unit heading into 2019. I believed the group would debut in mid-season form. After all, four of five starters would return. Replacing J.R. Sweezy with Mike Iupati felt like a lateral move at worst, the latter being a Mike … Continue reading Week 2 Review: Offensive line and adjusting scheme for opponent

Seahawks expectations: buffering… buffering… please wait

How good are the Seahawks? They're 2-0, but only plus-3 in the point department. They're led by a nearly flawless Russell Wilson, if he ever gets time to throw. They can run, they can pass, they can defend when they're not fucking up a Hail Mary situation or backed up to their own goalposts after … Continue reading Seahawks expectations: buffering… buffering… please wait

On Pass Rush: Sacking their BeHeinz

Despite another win, the Seattle Seahawks’ defensive line experienced a bit of a comedown when attacking the passer on Sunday versus the Pittsburgh Steelers. This was to be expected, given their first two opponents' respective offensive line situations. Cincinnati was working with an injured group already wanting for talent, while Pittsburgh boasts one of the … Continue reading On Pass Rush: Sacking their BeHeinz

Seattle SH*T update: Bracket narrows to the Swe*t 16

Hey. T*steful Bracketology is our tournament wing full of ridiculous ideas we can't wait to unveil. Presently the committee has given you the Seattle SH*T (Sports H*story Tournament), with more future contests on the way as the months and years of our fleeting lives fly by. A quick recap of the second round is probably … Continue reading Seattle SH*T update: Bracket narrows to the Swe*t 16