Episode two of the Bachelor is in the books which means it is time for the second installment of the BACHELOR ROUNDUP. Rascals from the BeastGlobe (or should I say BachGlobe) have written up analyses, predictions, and much more from this week's episode of The Bachelor. It will likely be a combination of humor, insight, … Continue reading BACHELOR ROUNDUP: “Just a Bunch of Words That Sound Good”
Since the 2018 NFL Season officially ended the moment the Seattle Seahawks were eliminated, a dearth of content must be filled. While we could write a T*steful Roundup about Clemson five-starring Bama on the tuckus, a much more pressing matter has presented itself. That's right, folks. It's Bachelor season. With the 2019 premiere of ABC's … Continue reading BACHELOR ROUNDUP: “Better Than a Bag of Nuts”
Football isn’t played on spreadsheets. The simple fact that humans -- not robots (yet) -- play football means that there are intangible factors that undoubtedly affect games. A team’s identity can be one of those factors. Being able to rally around a smashmouth run attack can be a slight motivational edge. And in the game of football, you need … Continue reading Identity Crisis
Welp. This is the final Roundup of the 2018 season. Read it. Enjoy it. Go... Mariners? Mike C: The 2018 Seahawks were not at their best. This team is young, hungry, and still in the midst of realizing their true potential, and to have the journey of discovery cut short is disappointing. But we must … Continue reading T*steful Roundup: pLayoffs Edition
The thing about a reckoning is that it is, or is supposed to be, cathartic. In these moments of reckoning, we calculate -- conceive -- a trajectory, and watch it chart its own course through nebulous zeniths and nadirs, transforming and undulating until, at its end, it concludes in a great becoming. We do not … Continue reading The Catharsis of Fandom or The Team We Are Stuck With
If you didn’t know, late season matchups featuring the Seattle Seahawks hosting the Arizona Cardinals have a funny way of playing themselves out. In the latest installment of this enduring classic, replete with the former shooting itself in the foot with sloppy play and bizarre mishaps, the Seahawks snapped their three year streak of losing … Continue reading On Pass Rush: Sacking the Memory of Bruce Arians
I began writing this piece two months ago and immediately forgot about it. Naturally, I decided to finish it by the start of the playoffs. Will I revise my opinions? No. Like Dom Toretto's gang, me and my takes are ride or die. Folks, we are five seventeen weeks into the season. We have survived … Continue reading Totally Up-To-Date NFC Power Rankings
