Monday's matchup between the Seahawks and Vikings was, at its heart, such a dumb game; a manifestation of the kind of reckless and almost desperate style of play that, at its end, is somehow fun. I went into this battle with an unnerving certainty that the Seahawks would need to score lots of points in … Continue reading The Dumb Game
After a long day of getting off sizzling takes online, there is nothing more horrid relaxing than sitting down to watch your preferred football team participate in Monday Night Football. Prime time is the primest of times for your guys to shine. The problem lies, though, with the cornucopia of viewers ESPN draws for these … Continue reading Monday Night Madness: Counting down Seattle’s greatest MNF scandals
Welcome back to the Victory......Tuesday(???) version of THE T*STEFUL ROUNDUP. Since the Seahawks technically already played the Vikings in 2018 (in the preseason), this is the Roundup's V2ikings Edition. Contributors, guest-posters, and all sorts of rascals from the BeastGlobe will write up a brief chunk of text discussing their thoughts from the previous night's game. It … Continue reading T*steful Roundup: V2kings Edition
Body blows, body blows, body blows. That's how you win in the NFL. This is vintage Seahawks football. Win with Russell Wilson's legs, Chris Carson's legs, and Bobby Wagner's legs. It's a vintage Seahawks football win because they basically told everyone, "fuck you." Wanna go ahead on 4th and goal? I'll stop it, fuck you. … Continue reading A “Fuck You” from the Seahawks
Seattle had never experienced an event like the Legion of Boom. They sprang from nowhere and did so fully formed. Humans need gestation, development, trial, error, and learning; not the Legion. They were an act of mighty pissed off gods of the Old World, and they are not known to play by the rules. The … Continue reading The Final Echo
In last week’s close-fought victory by the Seahawks over the 49ers, a key play at the end of the third quarter may have ended the visiting team's comeback bid. After a 5-yard Chris Carson body blow, the Seahawks rushed into hurry-up mode, desperate to get one more score and hold off the onslaught from Jimmy … Continue reading The NFL must ban Russell Wilson
The reunion between Richard Sherman and the Seattle Seahawks had the former’s teammates flying back to San Francisco with their tails between their legs. This had a lot to do with the pressure brought on the 49ers quarterback du jour, Nick Mullens. A three-sack day is a respectable total, but nothing to write home about … Continue reading On Pass Rush: Nick Mullens is Sore
